New And Improved FAQ!

(you can improve this section, by asking questions in the comments.)

Q: What is the purpose of this blog?

A: To serve as a headquarters for the invasion force. All blog posts contain messages through code words. Aside from a few random comments all comments are also in code, other conspirators replying to the instructions. Example: “Interesting post” means “mission successful.”

Q: Are you crazy?!?!

A: If I was crazy, I’d be the last to know.

Q: What is your greatest goal?

A: To make a post so interesting that all three of my readers respond to it.*

Q: If this is supposed to be a headquarters for an invasion, shouldn’t there be more people posting comments?

A: The site traffic is kept deliberately low to avoid suspicion.

Q: Isn’t it dangerous to reveal your invasion plans in this FAQ?

A: No one will read this anyway.

Q: Touché.

 

*Cloud: Hero or Heartless Killer recently satisfied this goal. New goal pending.

Comments
  1. maxff says:

    Why does this blog suck so much?

  2. JPH says:

    Interesting post

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